Part 13
Chapter IX: Hello there, I'm Mr Gimble!
On the way to Gimble's Prosthetics, I made a quick detour to the Pawn Shop. Had a few things I wanted to sell off, and a few things I wanted to pick up.Precious little was the answer. A neat serrated knife which I just had to have, and a few rounds for the .38. Hardly worth the trip, but you never knew what was coming.
Now, according to Gimble, his office was off to the right from here. I walked past the carpark, coming slowly to a dead-end. Was this some kind of joke?
Bzzzzzt.
'Uh, good, I think. You're Mr Gimble?'
'You look like you could use a little help yourself.'
'Sure, I have the time.'
'Go on', I urged.
I looked at Gimble in sick disbelief.
'Wait...you didn't...'
Gimble carried on talking as if I hadn't interrupted.
'That's...fascinating, Stan. You're truly dedicated to your work.'
Gimble grinned almost shyly, apparently thrilled by this 'praise'. I continued.
'Now, how about that modelling you wanted me to do?'
'Oh, of course! Of course!' Gimble stood to attention, snapped back to reality. Or, as close to reality as he seemed to get. He gestured to the stairs to a lower level.
'I'll just get everything set up, give me a few minutes, then follow me down.'
Mr Gimble trotted down the stairs humming to himself. I immediately followed, stealthily keeping a safe distance. Doors lined the walls to either side as we came to small plateaus.
'Must be where he attaches the prosthetics.' All in all, so far there was nothing particularly worrying.
That changed with the next room.
Now, that would be done at a hospital, wouldn't it? The saws, knives and vicegrips were well polished, yet obviously well used. Various diagrams were attached to the wall. One of a human arm, one a bisected view of the womb.
'Can't imagine a prothetic womb being necessary...'
I hurried down to the next floor, quietly opening the next door I found.
'Holy...shit.'
Was that...
'Mr Gimble', I asked, deciding formality was the best approach. Thwack. 'Why are you hitting me-', thwack, 'with a severed arm?'
Gimble did not respond, beyond more grunts and shrieks. He raised the arm again, and backhanded me with the fist at the end. I reeled slightly from the blow, unfortunately unable to contain my laughter any longer. This was ridiculous.
'Gimble, I'm going to have to-', thwap, thwap, thwap, 'ask you to stop. This isn't achieving anything.'
I stepped back quickly as the fist came thrusting towards my face again. The man wasn't going to listen to reason. He jumped up and down on the spot, spitting with rage. Carson was staring at us as if we were both mad.
'Why are you fucking laughing?', he screamed, his voice breaking. 'Fucking stop him man!'
I turned to Carson.
'Would you mind?', I politely asked, feeling the knuckles rapping across the back of my head. 'Mr Gimble and I-' SLAP! 'are trying to have-'. Alright, that last one hurt a little. I turned back to Gimble.
'That does it, Stan. I see civility is getting me nowhere.'
I responded finally with a backhand of my own, sending Gimble sprawling across the floor.
I felt his skin against my hand as I thrust the knife hilt deep into the maniac.
'Ouch', I said, sympathising with his pain. 'That looks bad.'
I twisted the knife, turning it from side to side to make the wound a little deeper. Gimble squealed in pain, collapsing, but my other hand held him by the shoulder, keeping him upright. I levered the knife upwards a little, inflicting just that little bit more pain.
'Hmm. I wonder whether they make prosthetics for that? What do you think Stan?' I paused. 'Stan?' The lifeless eyes stared back at me, the mouth a silent 'O' of terror.
'Oh dear. Never mind.'
I removed the knife, wiping it on Gimbles shirt, replacing it in my belt. I turned back to the cell, pulling the lever to unlock the door.
Carson stepped back, holding up his hands.
'Dunno', he said forlornly. 'What work is there for a bounty hunter without a trigger finger? It's not like we've got social security to fall back on.'
An idea struck me. I grinned at Carson, patting him on the shoulder.
'There's money in non-fiction these days, big man. I'm sure there's a desparate writer in a garret somewhere just waiting to write a biography about bloodshed and vendetta's.'
Carson looked off into the distance, a smile slowly starting to spread across his face. He turned to me.
'Yeah man, not a bad idea. Not a bad idea at all.' He looked down at the body of Gimble, then squatted down to pick up the severed arm. 'Might keep a souvenier. See you around!'
Carson ran out of the building, keeping his eyes carefully away from the next cell. Curious, I looked inside.